Anytime an adult has a pants-shxtting emergency (a situation we’ve all been in, I’m sure), the one thing you can hope for is to avoid the humiliation of someone witnessing it all go down.
Well this Boston Marathon runner didn’t just get busted by the homeowner’s Ring camera, he also got clocked by a couple passers-by too:
Boston marathon runner pooped in someone’s yard today 🤣💩 pic.twitter.com/Jtn6fxNQ2f
— Babz (@BabzOnTheMic) April 17, 2023
Now obviously just because you’re running a marathon and suddenly need an emergercy shxt, that doesn’t give you the right to take a massive dump in someone’s front garden, but at the end of the day – when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go. What was this runner supposed to do? Poop their pants in the middle of the race? Still, you might at least be nice enough to return later and clean it up, although I very much doubt they did.
On the plus side, the homeowner did exercise their right to share the footage online and go viral at the pooper’s expense, so it’s not all bad news.
To watch police arrest a man while he’s taking a dump in 7/11, click HERE.
