8. Noddy

OK, so obviously nobody actually suggested that cherished children’s TV show character Noddy would ever be a Top Gear host because it’s just plain ridiculous. Or is it? According to the demographics, the show’s core audience is mostly males from the age of eighteen to thirty-five and although the legal driving age in Britain is 17, we think it’d be beneficial for the entire automobile industry if younger audiences were to start displaying an interest in cars.