Just when you thought that Rudy Giuliani’s press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping over the weekend couldn’t get any funnier, one of his star witnesses has now been exposed as a registered child sex offender.

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Poll watcher Daryll Mikell Brooks was the first witness that Giuliani brought onto the stage to provide evidence of election fraud, saying that Republican poll watchers were kept too far away from the ballots to see what was actually being counted. Turns out though that he also went to jail for three and a half years back in the 1990s for exposing himself to two girls aged seven and eleven, although in fairness to the guy he has always protested his innocence.

Brooks said the following about his crimes to Politico:

I went to prison for three-and-a-half years.

That’s what they said I was did. I was 25-years-old.

I was an activist always doing the right thing. They lied on me. The cops set me up.

Now, I don’t know if Brooks is telling the truth here or if the cops did set him up – I straight up don’t know anything about the guy or his case – but it seems completely and utterly ridiculous to me that Giuliani would put this guy forward as his first witness in an election tampering case when he had this on his record as it’s going to immediately undermine his credibility. Sure, his sexual preferences have no bearing on his ability as a poll watcher, but his character is surely going to be questioned immediately following these revelations so it seems dumb to even have him involved at all. Although I suppose you can argue the whole election fraud angle is dumb to begin with, as well as the majority of the Trump administration too.

You also have to consider that a large number of Trump supporters often accuse their opponents of being paedophiles – Joe Biden himself has been attacked on these grounds on numerous occasions, perhaps with some merit and there’s obviously the whole Pizzagate/QAnon thing too – so it’s deeply ironic that one of their ‘star witnesses’ in the election fraud case is a convicted child molester. You really couldn’t make it up if you tried. Keep it coming.

For more of the same, check out the Four Seasons Total Landscaping official merch that was released yesterday. What a way to commemorate this event.