😂😂😂 Postman Pat was high as a kite pic.twitter.com/P7NqHAXhwa

— Marc Smith (@Marc_Smi7h) February 2, 2022

Too funny. Apparently a whole group of Royal Mail postmen around Clapham accidentally ate the weed brownies from a ‘Pablo Chocobar’ box (that should have been their first clue), after they had been sent to an empty property with no return address. They ended up walking around town and had to be rounded up after becoming too stoned to function. What can you say really? Compliments to the chef!

The best part is when Postman Ian is sat in the sorting office and the others are discussing how he ate 2 brownies, and he corrects them by saying he’d actually eaten 4. Which to be fair would render anyone incapable of delivering the mail. Let’s hope they gave him plenty of water and he was able to sleep it off.

Meanwhile, the Royal Mail released a statement (via Metro):

Royal Mail expects the highest standards of behaviour from our people at all times.

We are taking this matter very seriously. We have commenced an investigation which will determine whether any further action, including disciplinary action, might be taken.

We are also reminding all staff at the delivery office of the correct procedures for dealing with items with no address for delivery or return.

For the postman who felt so ‘pressured’ to deliver mail he hid it all in a storage unit, click HERE. Problem solved?