They say that when you’re married to someone for a long time, those sparks of sexual attraction start to disappear and Robbie Williams of all people has seemingly decided to confirm this by saying that he would rather eat a tangerine than have sex with his wife these days.

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49 year old Robbie married 43 year old wife Ayda Field back in 2010 and the pair share four children together, but the former Take That star recently revealed that they barely have sex these days. Robbie explained that he used to take testosterone pills to treat his depression which led to an incredible sex life for the couple, but unfortunately in recent times he’s had to ditch them due to previous issues with addiction.

This sadly means that he’s calmed down quite a bit since then. Here’s what he had to say about it:

No sex in a marriage is only a problem if you’re on different pages; if one person wants it, and the other doesn’t; if you have different expectations or requirements.

But really, everyone knows there is no sex after marriage. That’s just the way it is. I was on testosterone for a while but, because I’m an addict, that had to stop. I got these massive square shoulders and started to look like a doorman. It wasn’t a good look.

But the sex we had when I was on testosterone was incredible; it was all the time. We were insatiable. It goes to show how into each other we really are, though, because when I was on it, we couldn’t take our hands off each other.

I miss that. That was a fun period. Sometimes now, though, Ayda will turn to me on the sofa and say, ‘We should do sex,’ and I’m sitting there eating a tangerine and just sort of shrug. So, ya know, sometimes we try.

Lol God that sounds depressing doesn’t it? Something for us all to look forward to I guess?

The weirdest part of that was how Robbie said that when he was taking testosterone they were having wild sex all the time and it showed how much they liked each other, but then when he stopped taking it he’s just sitting there eating tangerines? Surely that majorly implies that the testosterone was making them act like that and nothing else? Weird flex.

For more of the same, check out when Robbie Williams once pooped in his hand whilst trying to fart on a flight. Happens to the best of us.