15) Vixen

I think these ones actually are female?… I just looked them up, yeah, they’re chicks. The were referred to as the “female Bon Jovi” which I guess would have been a compliment at the time. If someone called me a female Bon Jovi I would knock them out.

Vixen’s founding member died in October 2013 and the remaining ladies are planning to keep Vixen alive in memory of her. Go girls.

So the moral of the story is this: it doesn’t matter how cool you think you look, give it 20 years or so and you’ll look back at yourself and see what a phallus you actually looked. It’s the way of fashion I’m afraid. My advice would be to try to look as stupid as you can all of the time, that way when you look back you won’t get such a negative surprise.

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