Spurs star Richarlison’s newly-rediscovered form on the pitch (5 goals in the last 5 games!) seems to have coincided with him bagging a new girlfriend – Brazilian model Amanda Araujo. For some bizarre reason, he decided to announce his relationship via a TikTok video of them being pooped out of a chicken and hatching out of its egg:
@richarlison @aurora ♬ som original – Roberto Gama
It all seems very baffling until you remember we’re talking about Richarlison. He’s always been a bit of a weird dude who struts around like a pigeon every time he scores (which, until recently, wasn’t often). He also once got a giant tattoo of himself with Neymar & Ronaldo on his back. We also have to remember that millionaire Premier League footballers live on a completely different planet to you and I. Regular folk like us get into a relationship and just show up with our new girlfriend/boyfriend one day. Meanwhile, Richarlison will do a whole announcement about it on TikTok using a clip of him and his new flame emerging from an egg that fell out of a chicken’s butt.
Who knows, maybe this is the start of a new trend where everyone starts announcing their relationships the same way. Remember the whole ‘in a relationship’ thing on Facebook? Richarlison may have just discovered the 2024 equivalent.
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