Reality TV Star Who Made £37,000 A WEEK Selling Farts Has Been Hospitalised For Farting Too Much

Well, nobody ever said the fart game was easy. Just weeks after we wrote about Stephanie Matto’s new business venture selling her farts to strangers online, the 90 Day Fiancé star has announced her retirement after being rushed to hospital for squeezing out one too many.

As per LadBible, 31-year-old Stephanie found herself in A&E with heart attack symptoms after experiencing ‘shooting pains’ in her chest. Doctors performed all sorts of tests and found that Steph’s symptoms were caused by excess gas from her frequent diet of beans, eggs and banana protein shakes.

Steph described the moment she fell ill:

I thought I was having a stroke and that these were my final moments. I was overdoing it.

It was quite hard to breathe and every time I tried to breathe in I’d feel a pinching sensation around my heart. And that, of course, made my anxiety escalate.

I actually called my friend and asked if they could come over to drive me to the hospital because I thought I was experiencing a heart attack.

I ended up going to the hospital that evening. I didn’t tell my doctors about the farting in the jar but I did tell them about my diet.

It was made clear that what I was experiencing wasn’t a stroke or heart attack but very intense gas pains.

Turns out there is a limit to how good farting can make you feel. And a limit to how much money you can make selling your farts online (a total of £148,000 since she started in November). You should not, I repeat, NOT have beans for every meal. That’ll leave you farting into oblivion with gas pains bad enough to put you in hospital and bring your six-figure empire crumbling down with the quickness.

This does leave us with a bit of a dilemma though; clearly there is a demand for reality TV star farts in jars, but now where is the supply going to come from if it’s as dangerous as Stephanie has demonstrated? Maybe stick to OnlyFans/Instagram thirst-trapping until we can figure that one out.