Unless you’re the sort of person that collects crystals and reckons they’ve “found themselves” after taking too much acid at Boomtown this Summer, chances are you think horoscopes and star signs are a load of bollocks. Although I defs agree, there’s something amusing about randomly checking your daily reading and it being either completely nonsensical or strangely accurate. They’re obviously just a bit of fun, not a genuine prophecy to base your life around.

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What’s even more amusing is when you share a birthday with a niche celebrity that nobody has ever heard of, most likely a Vine star. It’s a little bit better when it’s someone absolutely ridiculous, shouts to anyone born on the 18th of June because you share your special day with Ian Beale. Here’s who you could’ve been if you were born to be a rap legend as opposed to somebody who sits around reading clickbait quizzes about themselves in their spare time.

TAURUS

You are: Meek Mill

Persistent, appreciative, dependable, practical and creative. You’re quite possibly the realest in your friend group but at the minute it may feel like people are going on a witch hunt against you. Keep chasing your dreams.

GEMINI

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You are: Kanye West

Funny, versatile, talkative, fast-thinking and sophisticated. Nobody divides opinion quite like a Gemini, some think you’re an absolute genius where others think you’re a complete and utter tool and everybody is talking about you whether you like it or not. You could probably achieve anything if you put your mind to it.

CANCER

You are: Lil Kim

Sensitive, nurturing, careful, imaginative and encouraging. You’re a queen bitch on the outside but everyone knows you’re a total softie in actuality. You aren’t afraid to do what you want but you will still take other people’s opinions into consideration.

LEO

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You are: Young Thug

Instinctive, warm, creative, extravagant and delightful. You’re a massive name dropper who has money on your mind and money on your brain. Whilst you mostly spend your days either getting stoned or showing off, it’s important to remember that you’ve come a long way.

VIRGO

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You are: Skepta

Nimble, versatile, analytical, constructive, meticulous. You’re a true wordsmith and this month has been a real eye opener for the haters who have been pitting against you all these years. You know yourself well and you aren’t afraid to get shit done.

LIBRA

You are: Snoop Dogg

Charming, elegant, stylish, romantic. You’re an absolute legend who’s constantly blazing. Despite being a massive joker, you take your work quite seriously and have earned the respect of many.

SCORPIO

You are: Drake

Mesmerising, insightful, determined, resourceful. You’re a little sweetie and Mums tend to love you. If someone pisses you off you’ll do something drastic to shut them up, like buying their entire house.

SAGITTARIUS

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You are: Nicki Minaj

Optimist, adventurer, knowledge gatherer and crusader. You’re a strong and independent person who isn’t afraid to stand up for what they believe in. People think you tend to dress a little crazy but your clothing choices often reflect your audacious personality.

CAPRICORN

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You are: Sean Paul

Prudent, responsible, cautious, reliable yet with considerable leadership abilities. After taking some time off for yourself, you’re making your way back into people’s lives. There’s nothing you like more than chirpsing with the opposite sex.

AQUARIUS

You are: Gucci Mane

Quirky, determined, logical, eccentric and freedom-loving. You’re an off-the-wall hustler who always eats their vegetables. Things may not have exactly been the best recently but times are looking up.

PISCES

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You are: Danny Brown

Intuitive, sensitive, big-picture thinking, kind and thoughtful. You’re a little bit freaky but you have no competition, a true original. When life first knocks you down, you cleverly construct a plan for the long game.

ARIES

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You are: Pharrell

Bold, courageous, independent, enthusiastic, fun-loving and fascinating. You’re happy at heart and are big into statement pieces. Most people think you’re a pretty cool guy and you still keep it real despite being friends with almost everyone.

Didn’t get the result you wanted? Perhaps you’re just naturally unfortunate, you can find out how lucky your star sign is here.