Last week, R. Kelly tried and failed to host his own personal Twitter based AMA through the hashtag #AskRKelly. Fortunately, the users of Twitter saw the beautiful dug hole (if not made by Kelly’s own fair hand, then by that of his team of publicists) and offered to crowd around it, pick up a shovel and lend a hand.
I want all my fans and everyone out there to know that this is REALLY me answering your questions, so fire away #AskRKelly #BlackPanties
– R. Kelly (@rkelly) December 10, 2013
The R&B singer, who silenced dozens of lawsuits from underage girls with out of court cash settlements, married Aaliyah at age 15 and was charged with child pornography after featuring in that video (where he filmed himself in his basement pissing in a young girls mouth whilst ordering her to call him ‘Daddy’) somehow thought that this would be a good idea. The internet came out in full force, and I’ve compiled what I believe are the best tweets from the crop. Enjoy:
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#AskRKelly …@rkelly ..why did your stylist find it necessary to dress you up as the World Cup? pic.twitter.com/LH2qTisxAo
– Mr Wonderful (@NickkTitan) December 10, 2013
Where can I buy lacefront cornrows too? #AskRKelly pic.twitter.com/EMUiZVQKVa – Baetty Shabazz (@kajani500) December 10, 2013
So R. Kelly only answered 16 questions from his from his #askRkelly. The perv really don’t do nothing over 18 – Dnice (@ILLBEATS215) December 12, 2013
#askrkelly Next time “your mind is telling you nooooo.” Will you LISTEN? – E. Smith (@E2Tha) December 12, 2013
#AskRKelly why you dress like you just got out? – $browniegawd$ (@ReadMy_Brooke) December 10, 2013
@rkelly so in “Seems like you’re ready” you were talking about girls who just started puberty or nah?… #askRKelly #blackpanties – Blossom (@cotton_candy28) December 10, 2013
#AskRKelly If he remembers this pic.twitter.com/zCSM0D3deW – (@TrapPat) December 10, 2013
On a scale from 1 to 10, how old is your girlfriend? #AskRKelly
– Bart Kalisvaart (@Kalisvaart) December 12, 2013
When you wrote 12 Play, were you teaching your boo how to count? #AskRKelly
– Petty Cakes (@Ur_N_Good_Hands) December 10, 2013
#AskRKelly on a scale of blue ivy to willow smith what’s the oldest female you would date?
– tob wills (@strongarm4) December 10, 2013
Are you sure there’s nothing wrong with a little bump and grind? #AskRKelly @rkelly
– Drake’s my BFF (@Jugganawtt) December 10, 2013