I’m not really sure if I ever believe anyone who claims that they’ve predicted the future and I’m not sure if some 37 year old schmuck from South London who looks like a rejected version of ‘The Tinder Swindler’ saying that there was going to be an ‘influenza disaster’ back in 2019 and claiming he meant the COVID pandemic is exactly the same thing, but nevertheless Nicolas Aujula has decided to share his forecasts for next year.

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In 2019, I think my Covid one was the most shocking. I had this vision that I’m going to an airport and somehow, I had to give the person at the airport my health record, which didn’t make any sense.

But obviously, Covid happened and that was what was happening – we had to show proof of our vaccine.

I think at the time. I didn’t think anything of my vision because it’s so far-fetched, and it seemed like something out of a movie.

I think the Royal Family’s income and popularity will go down. So they may sell their properties, or they may turn something into a hotel, or they will have to diversify.

The cost of living crisis will continue.

I think the economic decline is going to be very long term and could be something that lasts six or seven years.

I think the worst will come at the end of the decade, we’ll go into recession, and things will get better, then we’ll have another. I think there’ll be a double recession globally. As a result, we’ll see many job losses and companies closing down.

I feel that the Conservative Party will have another crisis in the summer, between June and August.

There will be record breaking success for a British cyclist and an all-male celebrity brawl at a film festival or award show.

2023 is going to be quite difficult for Madonna, she could have some form of sorrow… I feel like she’s going to be having a tough year ahead of her.

I feel like Beyonce is going through a bit of a change and a transition in her life and she could question her relationship.

Geez, OK sure. It’s not exactly rocket science to predict that the Conservative party might run into trouble again next year at some point considering how much of a disaster the’ve been having in office the last few years and the same goes for the continuing cost of living crisis as well.

‘An all male brawl’ at an awards ceremony is pretty vague too, but I am interested in his prophecies about Madonna and Beyonce and the British cyclist. Interested to see if there’s any truth in any of those for sure just because they’re so specific.

Not really buying anything this guy says but I like how he could pick out any celebs and picked out Beyonce and Madonna. You trying to tell us something buddy?

For more of the same, check out this time traveler who said that ten people would develop superheroes right about now. Sure.