INNATE JOLLINESS
Have you ever met a miserable fat man? Of course not. Miserable fatties rot bed bound at home, balling salty, salty tears into their salty, salty snacks.
Dodgers of salad are an inherently bubbly breed, larger than life. Overlooking the intermittent stints of breathlessness, fatsos are the life and soul.
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