CUTTING THE CHEESE
Many stereotypes are grounded in reality. Fat men fart louder and more frequently, which, in my eyes, serves as both a pro and con.
Breaking gale force wind can prove handy if you are walking past a couple passionately kissing by moonlight and you want to spitefully pierce their romantic moment with a thunderous batty-clap, purely for your own amusement.
PRO
Inversely, it is a slight irritation if you are concentrating on appearing interested whilst your sphincter endeavours to suppress the toxic repercussions of yesterday’s twilight fry up.
CON
