WATER PARK BENEFITS

There’s a fat chance anyone with an unimpeded bird’s eye view of their own schlong has ever experienced a water park fully.

The velocity with which the thickset descend a chute is unprecedented. For that undesigned split-second of air your dingy catches, your life choices are temporarily, completely confirmed.

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