TRANSPORT AND LEISURE SEATING ADVANTAGES
As the fat man wades his way down the aisle, commuters guard spots with briefcases; with fearful, darting glances, dispersed friends consolidate into pairs.
No one wants to split a seat with a fattyboombatty.
Likewise, when you are sat down, your free seat is rejected by all, leaving you to unfold your heft freely. Those exhausted of options that do plonk down, perch on the very edge, unwilling to brush with weighty vibrating thigh meat.
The same fudgy logic applies to securing armrests on planes. If you are on the verge of being forced to purchase another seat, splurging out and leveling your armrest opponent will prove a wobbly doddle. Same goes for copping a cinema drink holder for each of your multi-litre drinks.
Enough bulk even outweighs the noble code of shotgun. If the backseat passengers of a hatchback plan on breathing, the front seat will be bestowed upon the portly, regardless of their reaction times.
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