You might think that being a porn star is a dream job, until you realise it means no more invites to other people’s children’s birthday party. Dark stuff:

Maybe you don’t necessarily have to tell everyone you meet, like one of the girls says. Probably the wisest move if their reaction is going to upset you. Still, cool to hear that April O’Neil hasn’t encountered too much grief over it (probably because whoever she tells runs home to PornHub her straight away).

P.S. How about a supercut of porn stars telling their parents what they do for a living? On second thoughts, maybe not.