7. The Cool, Black Person
You may well be a cool, black person yourself, ever surviving the quadrilateral PP crop; featured in infinite displays pictures of borderline associates. For any caucasians scrabbling for web-cred even a stranger you happened to appear next to in a crowded club; if both black and cool, can provides the ultimate accessory to profile picture glory.
8. Holiday Shots
An ocean of likes to be harvested if handled correctly. If you’ve been eating water and wrenching your limbs around the gym for months; then tense, grimace/pout and score that perfect bod-shot and watch those likes roll in. Alternatively, eat aggressively, and clock up some action with the novelty appeal and self-depreciative amusement an immensely jiggly torso provides. There are no likes in middle ground.
This is your definitive guide to like acquisition. Heed it, and you will be swamped in notifications comparable to when the village bike passes their driving test.
Another tip: increase your exposure through updating your profile picture during times of peak Facebook usage. When monotony and bone-idleness force you into a corner, where all you can do is frolic with your own grollucks and repeatedly refresh the homepage. Now is the time to strike. Crack out that new Pro-P.
Do not to be afraid to overlap scenarios. If you happen to be annoyingly attractive, and can organise a scantily-clad shot of you DJing for Will Smith at your own Ethiopian beach-orphanage based wedding, by all means go ahead.
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