5. Marriage 

Embarking on the lifelong journey of love and contentment with your soul mate, comes a distant second to the satisfaction brought by the avalanche of likes a wedding photo can yield. It’s worth forcing the shakiest of relationships down the aisle and beyond. All will be validated when you make that century.

6. DJ Equipment

Few occupations reap props like the DJ. If you are without the required time, commitment and talent to master the trade, merely mime and pose behind some ironing board based decks. All the better, if you can slink and dupe your way over railings and under noses at your local dance hall, shimmy within farting distance of whoever has ear phones on; signal to your friends and freeze at the pinnacle of a forceful trigger finger. Decks convert potential liking energy, into likes on the table.