Remember the guy a couple of days ago who smashed his laptop to stop his mum from catching him wanking over porn? It turns out that Pornhub heard about his story – it was widely reported after all – and have decided to reward him with a free laptop for his trouble. Now that’s great marketing.
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Here’s what Pornhub Vice President Corey Price had to say about the situation:
https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/588064687385874432
We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.
It’s also a serious blow to everyone who enjoys the privacy of a good w*** within the security of their rooms.
We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R.
As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.
You can’t deny that that is completely awesome and will probably inspire a wave of copycats smashing their old crappy laptops in the hopes that Pornhub might send them a new one. Although if it looks anything like the picture of the laptop they tweeted I doubt Denzil is going to be using it much other than in the comfort of his own bedroom. And his mum is definitely going to know what he’s doing.
I’m more intrigued about this Pornhub swag though!? Just what the hell could that be? Pornhub branded ballpoint pens? Badges? Tote Bags? T-shirts? Would anybody anywhere in their right mind actually use Pornhub branded stuff in their day to day life?
