It’s the season to be jolly right now and apparently for a lot of people that means jerking off to videos of your favourite festive characters.
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This is the news being reported by everyone’s favourite pornography website PornHub, who today have released the following graph showing how searches for both ‘Santa’ and ‘The Grinch’ have increased massively over the last month:
Wow. It’s fairly easy to explain why The Grinch has been receiving such spikes in searches – they coincide with when the new movie starring Benedict Cumberbatch hit cinemas in various different markets – but it’s kinda surprising that the spikes would be SO big and not sustained over the festive period. I guess people only really wanna beat off to that kind of weird Grinch porn and then they’re just back to standard bukakes or gang bangs or whatever.
The Santa trend makes way more sense to me – people are just gradually getting more and more horny for Saint Nick as the days towards the big day creep closer and closer. That’s the kind of trend I can get behind, just like I’m sure Father Christmas is getting behind all the little elves in that vat of pornography. Not that I’ve ever seen it or anything.
Anyway, for more of the same, check out how much cowboy porn spiked by when Red Dead Redemption 2 came out earlier this year. Massive.
