With Valentine’s Day coming up this Sunday, I’m sure everybody in the world in a relationship is screwing about what to get their significant other and how exactly they should spend the day with them.

So who better to take advice from (if you’re a guy that is) than the women you probably spend most of your time with when your girlfriend isn’t available? That’s right, a bunch of porn stars have decided to reveal the best and worst Valentine’s gifts that they’ve ever received and as you usually expect with these things it’s a bit of an eye opener.

Keisha Gray, Aidra Fox, Abella Danger, Jesse, and Missy Martinez all feature in a video that really has an absolutely spectacular range of answers:

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Wow. So I suppose I’ll be getting my girlfriend a Vouchex subscription right? Or maybe just some good sex?

Or if that doesn’t work, then that fart in a hat doesn’t sound like such a bad idea either? Oh who am I kidding, this video was pretty much as useless as looking anywhere for good Valentine’s Day ideas.

At least none of their answers were as bad as these old school Valentine’s Day cards – you seriously won’t believe that any of them even existed.