A police officer In Earlsfield, a southern suburb of London was left with egg on his face as he got caught buying porn videos from the family home of a dead child on their Virgin TV account as he was watching the dead body, waiting for the undertaker to arrive. Ouch. That must be embarrassing.

So, let’s get this straight. After being called to go watch over this poor person’s dead body, the officer decided not just to have a wank (I mean, he was alone, watching porn), but to order a total of four movies off this dead person’s Virgin account. What happened to good old Pornhub? I mean, these days if you want to get off, it’s not very difficult.

PC Avi Maharaj was caught as a member of the child’s family made a complaint, leading to an investigation by the Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC). That’s like the police of the police, if you think about it.

He has admitted buying the porn movies with a guilty plea, yet is still an officer, “on restricted duties”. I mean, that’s pretty crazy. You would think that buying porn movies on duty while you are supposed to be watching a dead body was grounds for dismissal, but hey, that’s just me.

IOPC regional director Sal Naseem, said:

PC Maharaj’s behaviour was shocking and even more so given he was guarding the property in the absence of the homeowner.

Not only were his actions deceitful but he caused considerable distress for the family involved who were dealing with the sudden death of a family member.

I am sorry that the family involved had to deal with this while also coping with the tragic loss of their child.

That must have been one deadly wank. I mean, maybe he agrees with the expert who claims we should all be masturbating at work?