In what might be the most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to a guy at university, a desperate mother has taken matters into her own hands to find her son a date for Valentine’s Day.

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The Towson police department over in Maryland have asked students and staff to be on the lookout for an Asian lady in her 50s wearing a multicoloured scarf and harassing female students about dating her son.

Here are some actual notices they’ve sent out:

Students complained that the lady approached them with a picture of her son on her phone, and asked if they’d be interested in dating him. Grade A mum wing-manning. 

It is a bit weird that students were actually filing complaints about this sweet little old lady. I mean how hard is it to just say no thank you and go about your day? Then again, maybe she was being super annoying and not taking ‘no’ for an answer. Some people just really are that desperate for grandkids, I guess.

Believe it or not, it does get more embarrassing – these parents actually drew up a masturbation manual for their 14-year-old son. Yikes.