Everyone knows Waluigi is the sneakiest, most devious, most unruly b@stard in the Mario Bros universe, and so it’s no surprise that police are hunting him down after he reportedly bottled a teenage girl in the face at a Halloween party in Nottingham on October 20.
The man, who was in full Waluigi fancy dress, was with a group of others on a night out at a Wetherspoons in St James Street when the assault took place following an argument between two groups of partygoers.
As the girl tried to calm the situation down, this pr1ck smashed her in the face with a glass bottle, leaving her with 13 damaged teeth and cuts to her lip.
PC Ben Harwood said: ‘This was a very nasty assault on a young person celebrating Halloween with her friends. She sustained injuries which consist of a number of teeth being damaged and she is undergoing reconstruction surgery for these injuries. We are determined to find the person responsible and are releasing an image of a man we are keen to trace, as we believe he may have information that could assist the investigation. If you know the man in the picture or are the man in the picture, we would urge you to get in touch as soon as possible.’
I mean, it’s bad enough hitting a woman, but hitting a woman who only intervened to try and diffuse the situation? I don’t even think the real Waluigi is capable of something that dastardly.
If you know the guy in the photos, call 101 quoting incident number 0844 of the October 27, 2023, or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111. Can’t be letting people get away with this sort of behaviour.
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