A crying baby on your flight is just one of those things you have to deal with from time to time, unless you’ve had a few strong drinks at the airport bar, got some noise-cancelling headphones or popped a Xanax/gummy before takeoff.

This guy on board a Southwest Airlines flight to Florida clearly didn’t come prepared:

@mjgrabowski♬ original sound – bad_ideas_galore

Don’t get me wrong, this guy is an utter dxck who’s acting like he’s never been on a plane before, but at the same time you just have to love him because he’s just so good at bxtching and moaning. I mean that was an absolute masterclass in how to complain like a big baby. The way he responds to “You’re yelling” from the flight attendant with “SO IS THE BABY” is just pure perfection. There’s just no talking him down whatsoever, especially when he enquires if the “mxtherfucker” i.e. the baby paid extra to be on the flight.

Nothing worse than being the parent in this situation, though. For those who complain, maybe fly private next time or just accept the fact you’re poor and have to fly with the rest of the poors. Safe travels.

For another airport meltdown video in which our protagonist starts screaming the lyrics to Eminem’s ‘I’m Not Afraid’, click HERE.