The UK’s #1 tit Piers Morgan has vowed that he wants to give up being so “meek and mild” for Lent. Erm, is he serious? In the last year alone he’s ranted about millennials and kale, slut shamed Emily Ratajkowski again and threatened to kill a 12-year-old’s pet cat. I wouldn’t exactly call that “meek and mild”.
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Nevertheless, from March 1st to April 13th of this year, the Good Morning Britain presenter has made a promise to stop being a wallflower and start speaking his brains. He made the admission on his show:
Judging by the air of sarcasm, I guess he was joking about the fact that he’s an outspoken dickhead.
But seriously, he should give the other side of it a go. Piers, if you’re reading this, why not have a go at not being a dick, just for those 40 days? If Theresa May can give up crisps (WTF) then surely you can give up being a dick.
Then again, maybe not.
