Eastenders is the nation’s most loved television drama and Phil Mitchell is one of its most loved characters, having been on our screen for something like thirty years getting into all manner of ridiculous situations.

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I don’t think that any of them have quite been as stupid as his admission last night that he was off to have a wank after Sharon refused to sleep with him. In fairness, Sharon had been a bit of a cocktease in the buildup, reminding him that they had the house to themselves and deserved some one on one time, but unfortunately she ended up having a flirty chat with her ex Keanu and got all weird about having sex with Phil.

Talk about a letdown, but I’m sure all us guys have been there before haven’t we? And Phil admitted what all of us have probably done in the past too by saying that he would go and sort himself out instead:

Don’t think I’ve ever seen one of my favourite TV characters talk about going to jerk off. OK maybe Phil Mitchell isn’t actually one of my favourites but either way it’s pretty funny thinking of him running upstairs to beat off because Sharon won’t have sex with him. He’s such an old idot these days.

For more of the same, remember when Phil Mitchell went to the chip shop on a moped? That really was something else.