It’s pretty much a given that at least 99% of people in Ibiza this summer are going to be off their nuts, but if you’re a professional footballer (or anyone in the public eye for that matter) it’s probably a better idea for you to keep a low profile so that videos like this don’t end up plastered all over the internet.

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Peter Crouch has got a bit of a reputation as a party animal in any case, so it’s probably no real surprise that after a disappointing season he’s heading to Ibiza rather than France for the European championship. Looks like he’s having an absolute ball over there.

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Geez Pete. Where the hell was the robot though? Big omission right there.

Those girls he was talking to weren’t looking too impressed either, but I suppose Crouchy probably couldn’t actually form real sentences when he was talking to them. Hope he’s still got a job at Stoke when he reports back after the summer because I don’t know how I would cope without seeing him light up the Premiership week in week out.

For more Peter Crouch, check him out doing the robot dance on a previous visit to Ibiza. Seriously, he loves it over there.