Peter Andre Defends His Penis After It’s Compared To A ‘Small Chipolata’ In Court

Peter Andre became an innocent victim in the Rebekah Vardy/Colleen Rooney saga when Colleen’s defence team brought up an interview Vardy had given to the News of the World in 2004 – mocking Andre after a one night stand and basically saying he had a small willy and lasted 5 minutes.

Here’s the direct quote she gave:

‘I thought he was going to be a fantastic lover. Then he took his trousers off!

He was the worst lover I’ve ever had. It wasn’t even worth the train fare.

Peter was tiny. The smallest trouser equipment I’ve ever seen. It was like a miniature chipolata. Shaved, slobbery, lasts five minutes.’

Brutal stuff indeed. I don’t care who you are, the last thing a man wants is a woman telling the entire world that he has a small penis. Especially when you’ve got a reputation as an exotic lover boy who can have his pick of the bunch (well, back in the day at least).

Well anyway, Peter Andre has hit back at Vardy’s comments about his penis today, referencing his time in 2004’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here on a social media post (which he now seems to have deleted):

‘Do you know how hard it is to keep biting my lip on situations?

But the way I look at it, most people saw in the jungle how an acorn turned into an oak so I think I’m ok.

At least she has now admitted it wasn’t true and was forced to say it.’

The only reason Colleen’s legal team brought this up was to show that Rebekah has shared private information about celebrities to the media in the past. Too bad Peter Andre had to take some ricochet shots in the process. From the sounds of it he’s saying that he’s a grower, not a show-er, so fair play to him on that. Rebekah says she already apologised to Peter over the remarks, so that’s nice of her.