A serving PCSO has been arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency after being filmed appearing to commit an al fresco wank on a park bench in London. Watch below:
@metpoliceuk care to explain one of your officers having a wank in the park? pic.twitter.com/wqLPGvJyqT
— Ignorants 🤷🏿♂️ (@cardosaprano) March 30, 2022
Blimey. Who the hell has a wank in a park in broad daylight? He was confronted by a member of the public who offered a closer look (sans knob, thankfully):
Well and truly busted. We all like the thrill of risk in our lives now and again but having a wank in a park bench in the middle of the day, while in your PCSO uniform? That’s just playing with fire right there. Think the Met need to work a little harder on vetting their PCSOs on this evidence.
Commander Kyle Gordon, who is in charge of the Roads and Transport Policing Command, said:
‘I know that everyone will be absolutely shocked by this video. I am absolutely horrified and saddened by incidents such as this, as are all decent officers and staff. We would like to reassure everyone that we are working as fast as we possibly can to identify the full circumstances of what took place.
As soon as we became aware of the video just before midnight we acted immediately. Officers worked throughout the night and a serving member of police staff was arrested in the early hours of this morning and taken into custody.’
For the South African man who died while wanking himself to death on Valentine’s Day, click HERE.
