Of all the restaurants and fast food spots we’ve featured fights in on the pages of Sick Chirpse, I think this is the first time we’ve seen it kick off in a Panera Bread. It is supposed to be a “classier” establishment after all, but it was only ever a matter of time before some unhinged lunatic walked through its doors and started causing trouble.
Watch as this long-haired loser in skinny jeans starts fighting people and trashing the place, resulting in a hilarious moment where a Panera Bread employee grabs a bread pan and starts bashing him with it:
The Panera bread employee hitting it with the paddle peel spatula thing is giving me life 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love you Panera never change 🫶🏻
— Tory (@BlackBoneTarot) September 11, 2024
Incredible. Give that Panera Bread employee a raise! As for the man in the blue shirt, if I’m him I’m never letting my children on the internet again in fear that they find this video of me executing the weakest push of all time, and then ending up on my backside from an even weaker push by some skinny emo who then proceeds to slap my bald head around on camera.
In any case, let this be a lesson to anyone who even thinks about bringing any drama into a Panera Bread branch. Stand in line like an adult, order your overpriced sandwich from the menu, and then be on your merry way. Otherwise you may just end up on the floor getting cracked in the skull with a non-stick bread pan by the Employee of the Month. You have been warned.
To watch a Burger King manager KO a disorderly customer while his employee conducts A+ camera work, click HERE.
