Shabbos Bathroom Tissue

This one’s real nice and simple. You can’t tear anything on the Sabbath so perforated bog roll is right out. But worry ye not! Shabbos Bathroom Tissue is in seperate sheets. You may be thinking… normal tissues already use this separate sheet method. Correct, but do they come in a handy box that fits to your normal loo paper holder? No they don’t do they. Do tissues clog up your septic tank? Yes they do. Next question.

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Another invention I came across along the Jewish trail was the Shabbat Elevator which goes up and down constantly and stops at every floor so that the occupier doesn’t have to press any buttons (that’s against the rules you see).

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