OnlyFans model Victoria Banks has gone viral for this podcast clip in which she claims she “pleases” her man at least 6 or 7 times a day, which quite frankly sounds exhausting for everybody involved.
Listen to this schedule:
I’ll pass lol. Nothing about this sounds enticing. pic.twitter.com/zYyNYPLDFH
— TerrorChris🇯🇲🇯🇲 (@Da1nOnlyCMart) March 29, 2023
Does this woman date squirrels or something? Surely it’s impossible for any man to keep up a 6-7x a day nut schedule. How does her man have time to do literally anything else with his day when she’s busy trying to get him to jizz every chance she gets? Twice before even going to work? I would honestly prefer the extra sleep!
Poor guy is probably looking like this by the time they’re on nut #7…
Still, I guess it’s a pretty effective way of ensuring your man never cheats on you (if that’s what she’s worried about). She’s making sure he literally does not have anything left in the tank for any other woman. The guy’s probably too busy drinking water all day in order to stay hydrated anyway.
Did I consider she might be making the whole thing up? Duh. She probably is. Nature simply did not intend for any man to be having sex 6/7 times a day. Even when your girlfriend’s an absolute sex freak like Victoria Banks…
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For the man who was jailed after ejaculating into his colleague’s water bottle on multiple occasions, click HERE.
