How very specific, will the porn style sex involve you having an 11 inch cock and a crew of people standing around us yelling ‘GET WOOD’ at you?

Fuck yes, get to sit on God’s face.

I’ll fit in your pocket and while I’m there, cut your balls off with a razor sharp jammy dodger 

It was actually Tuesday…

Sometimes it’s hard not to assume the role of Internet troll

You had me at ‘in Ritz’. You wanna wine with me, like dutty wine? After dinner? Sounds bad for digestion but we can give it a whirl.

My favourite. Hands down.

Just reading this in a French accent makes it funny. ‘Hoping enjoy’.

Please. Stop.