The Wimbledon headlines may be dominated by 20-year-old Carlos Alcaraz dispatching Novak Djokovic to win the whole competition, but on the other end of the age scale, we have Brad Pitt defying the concept of age altogether and making the rest of us feel terrible about our appearance.
Yes indeed, Brad Pitt will be 60 years old in December. SIXTY! Are you kidding me? I’m 20+ years younger than him and look like Gollum by comparison. Just look at the guy:
Brad Pitt is the same age as Boris Johnson, but look at how ridiculous they look side by side:
Yeah OK I know Brad’s tan and shades and (probably) cosmetic surgeon are doing a lot work in these photos, but still. The guy has always had grade A genetics and kept himself in great shape. He doesn’t even look like he’s aged all that much since Ocean’s 11, and that movie came out in 2001 ffs.
Angelia Jolie must’ve been kicking herself seeing him pop up on screen the other day. Although maybe not, given how he (allegedly) treated her.
