Comedian Nikki Glaser stole the show at the Tom Brady roast the other night with some truly brutal jokes about the NFL legend and other celebrities in attendance, but it turns out her set could have been even more ruthless had she included the jokes that she ended up having to cut from the show.
Thankfully, she read them out for Howard Stern instead:
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Brilliant stuff. Those jokes might actually have been better than the ones she did on the night! Especially this one:
“Thank you all for being here and taking time some away from cheating on your wives. Hey it’s not your fault they’re aging naturally…All the proceeds from tonight are going to CTE research and the NFL’s coordinated effort to cover it up…people don’t know but it cost millions to murder those doctors that know the truth.”
Here’s the original Nikki Glaser set in case you missed it:
Y’all wanna see a dead body? pic.twitter.com/S3qjAm8hd0
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) May 6, 2024
So good. If you’re as rich and famous as everyone up there on stage at the Tom Brady roast, nothing should be off-limits when it comes to having the p*ss taken out of you. So fair play to Nikki Glaser for not holding back. She was already famous before but I reckon she’s come away from this with maybe hundreds of thousands of new fans, considering how many watched it on Netflix. Just an absolutely dominant performance by her. Plus she probably got to go home with Tom Brady at the end of it, which isn’t a bad bonus.
Kim Kardashian was also on the receiving end of a roasting on the night… by the crowd which wouldn’t stop booing her. Harsh.
