Aussie Aussie Aussie! I know we’re prone to the odd hyperbole here on Sick Chirpse, and the internet isn’t literally in meltdown, but it’s still pretty surprising to see how good Nicole Kidman is looking at 56 years old, after she shared these new pics on Instagram the other night:

Mama mia! These may actually be the best pictures of Nicole Kidman ever taken and I’m not even exaggerating? 56 years old! Yes OK she’s probably had loads of work done to her face and can’t make proper facial expressions anymore, plus there’s likely some filters/photoshop/yassification going on there, but she’s also in her fifties with a figure better than most twenty-somethings, so you’ve got to give her credit for that at least.

Then again, most women in their fifties have neither the time or the resources to look that good so it’s a little different when you’re a Hollywood megastar with great genetics, plus a personal trainer, dietician and chef sorting you out every day. Still, it does require a lot of discipline on her part so fair play to Nicole Kidman on that, not to mention the discipline to avoid the sun her entire life. As an Australian, no less!

Anyway, I’m going to stop rambling now because we all know you only clicked to see hot pictures of Nicole Kidman. Enjoy them now before she’s cryogenically frozen:

For the time the Amy Schumer was slaughtered online for ‘cyberbullying’ Nicole Kidman click HERE. Come for the Queen, you best not miss!