Comedian/writer Kyle Ayers (nope, me neither) was sitting on his Brooklyn rooftop (not sure why, can imagine it’s pretty cold over there) when suddenly a couple showed up on the roof and started breaking up. Great location to head to for that. Anyway, being a comedian/writer Kyle Ayers thought it would be a great idea to live tweet the whole incident and in fairness to the dude he was completely right because some of these lines are completely golden.
Of course, being a comedian/writer and seeing how easy it is to gain pretty much international notoriety by livetweeting a break up, it’s possible that Kyle Ayers made all this up for attention and nobody seems to be mentioning that, although it seems to me like it was all too real. Maybe he’s just that good a writer though.
☛ More Breakups: Fan Reaction To JLS Breakup
A couple is breaking up on my roof right now. I was just trying to enjoy the view. Now I will live tweet the breakup. #roofbreakup
– Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“I’m not looking for marriage, just what’s right below marriage” -girl #roofbreakup – Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“Your roommates are fucking assholes” -guy #roofbreakup – Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“Don’t let me live with them then!” -girl #roofbreakup
– Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“NOT ON THE ROOF” -guy #roofbreakup
– Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“You never let me talk!” -both #roofbreakup – Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“I can’t be with some who is so ugh what ugh stop” -girl #roofbreakup – Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“Everyone told me New York wasn’t for me.” -guy #roofbreakup
– Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“You’re so cruel sometimes!” -girl #roofbreakup
– Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“ITS A TEXT FROM MY COWORKER. A WORK TEXT” -guy #roofbreakup – Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“Let me read it then, give me the phone” -girl #roofbreakup – Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“You don’t need to see my phone to trust me” -guy #roofbreakup
– Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“I just sometimes want to hang out with my friends and my not you friends” -guy #roofbreakup
– Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
:cannot understand: -girl #roofbreakup – Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
“I don’t want a baby or anything. Not yet!” -girl #roofbreakup – Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) November 17, 2013
