You might remember a while ago on Sick Chirpse we featured what was being marketed as the ‘ultimate blow job machine’ in the form of the AutoBlow II and now its creator Brian Sloan is back with what looks like the next step in the evolution of sex toys.
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The Autoblow AI is a blowjob machine with a difference in that it uses artificial intelligence to provide you with access to 16 different kinds of blowjobs. Apparently Brian and his team worked with data scientists and AI dudes to perfectly ‘replicate the gliding and friction of the mouth and hand that men experience when they’re getting a blow job’. Hot damn – you’ll never need a girlfriend again!
If that hasn’t convinced you to invest, then check the press release about it, as well as a couple of videos on the subject:
The company behind the highest-crowdfunded male sex toy, Autoblow 2, is back on Indiegogo 4 years later to launch the first ever device that uses artificial intelligence to replicate human sexual techniques. A team of scientists applied machine learning to a dataset of more than 8,000 minutes of videos containing oral sex performed upon men and discovered 16 movements that are the building blocks of blowjobs. The new Autoblow A.I. uses those movements to give men 10 different oral sex experiences including one that creates the important human element of surprise.
The campaign launched on October 17th, 2018 with a goal of raising $50,000 and 5 days later has already raised 74% of its goal.
The Autoblow A.I. uses a microcontroller in combination with an I.R. beam sensor and magnetic field sensors to control a gripper that manipulates a fleshy sleeve between any of 250 different points along a 5-inch-long stroking plane to deliver a variety of human-like movements to theuser’s penis.
Inventor Brian Sloan said, “We spent the last 3 years listening to feedback from our 200,000 Autoblow 2 owners and in response built a new machine that mechanically better replicates the gliding and friction combination of the mouth and hand that men experience during oral sex. By using artificial intelligence to, for the first time, understand the mechanics of blowjobs, we discovered and replicated techniques that make using our machine feel less robotic and more human.
The A.I. scientists who conducted the oral sex research for VIECI wrote a paper explaining the methods used to gather data from oral sex movies, the machine learning methodology used to discover blowjob techniques from within the data, and possible pathways to use A.I. in future sex toy research.
Damn it really does sound like Brian and the guys and girls at VIECI really have put their heart and soul into this over the last three years, although there is one final piece of the puzzle. They’re crowdfunding to fund the manufacturing of the last molds that they need to build the actual units and they need your help to do so.
Actually, they’ve already made almost all of their target so they probably don’t, but if you want to help them I’m sure they would appreciate it and you would bag yourself a pre-order for the AutoBlow AI. Maybe it would make a good Christmas present for somebody. You can check out the page here and there’s a lot of information about the whole thing on there too if you still need more of that as well.
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