British tourists getting extremely drunk and doing stupid sh1t on holiday is a tale as old as time itself, but it was still pretty shocking to read about this British man from Blackburn falling from a hotel balcony while covered in literal poo in Thailand.

The British tourist was completely off his face when he returned to his room in Pattaya’s red light district in the early hours this week. Hotel staff said they heard ‘groans and banging’ coming from the 51-year-old’s room at The Freelancer Hotel, but thought nothing of it.

Soon after, the man’s legs crashed through the ceiling of an adjacent internet café as he fell naked from his balcony while covered in sh1t.

Shocked gamers called the police while the poop-covered man cried for help with his legs dangling through the ceiling of the café.

Photos show him being guided to an ambulance while covered up in a blanket…

Fortunately, the Blackburn native suffered no major injuries and was kept in hospital until he sobered up.

Police later checked his room, where they discovered human excrement smeared across the floor.

Police lieutenant Thanawee Yarangsee said: ‘We have some ideas about what he was doing in the room to make it so dirty but there was nothing illegal. It is his private life, so he will have to speak with the hotel to negotiate the bill.’

Somrak Senso, 28, witnessed the incident and said the café was full with about 20 people at the time.

He said: ‘I was sitting playing games downstairs. I heard the first thump. I didn’t think much of it. After a while, there was another thump.’

‘The ceiling started to break more. There were legs coming down, right on my head. So I called the staff to come and look.’

‘After a while, it seemed like the ceiling started to sink.

‘I was very shocked. So I ran up to look. I smelled it, but I thought it was a broken water pipe or something.’

Nope, not a broken water pipe, just a naked middle-aged British tourist who fell from his hotel balcony while covered in his own sh1t. Basically tradition when it comes to being a Brit abroad, especially in a place like Pattaya, Thailand. Nothing to see here, moving on…

For the British lads’ sex party with Thai ladyboys that turned into a bloodbath in Bangkok, click HERE.