Alan Rickman in Texas – In Demand (2000)

Rickman has been weirdly wooing women on the silver screen for a couple of decades now since making his name as German terrorist and classic xenophobe, Hans Gruber. So it was a nice touch that the Sheriff of Nottingham turned his hand to the smaller screen and also the smaller lady as he plied his charismatic charm on the beautiful pixie, Sharleen Spiteri.

In their inherent wisdom and lack of ability to blame themselves BP have cited Rickman as the main cause for the oil crisis in the Gulf of Mexico…apparently he went mental and started trying to recreate this video on the middle of the oil rig. Poor old BP.

Rickman proves that it is very much possible to pull in a petrol station as he foxtrots the shit out the little Scot.

Well done you slippery old snake.

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