If you could date any fictional female film character in real life, who would you choose?

Here’s our top 7 rundown in no particular order:

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7. Cameron Diaz as Mary (There’s Something About Mary)

Mary was cool, but maybe a little too cool. She’d get wound up watching sports and eat like an animal and I suppose that’s great that she can be ‘one of the boys’ but we don’t actually want her becoming a full-on bro who’s going to outdrink/eat/shout us. Rein it in a little bit Mary – stop trying so hard.

6. Mila Kunis as Jamie (Friends With Benefits)

Like Mary, just a cool on the level kind of girl who likes to get smashed off her face and isn’t afraid to fuck with you a little bit.

5. Mila Kunis as Rachel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Sk7RsIQd0

Mila again. What a genuinely delightful and charming young lady her character Rachel was. So cool, so funny, so mysterious. Not unlike her role in Friends With Benefits except this time she lives in Hawaii — even better.

4. Rachel McAdams as Claire (Wedding Crashers)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPCx7gwG6k0

We knew this girl was marriage material the second we and Owen Wilson laid eyes on her — sexy, smart, cool, filthy rich and to top it all off her ex boyfriend is a complete arsehole so you know that her standards are already pretty low and that gives you a huge advantage.

3. Natalie Portman as Emma (No Strings Attached)

Fit doctor who’s DTF all the time and insists on keeping things mostly casual and commitment free? Not gonna be long until you’re falling in love with this one.

2. Tara Reid as Gwen (Van Wilder)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZOi1O7INmg

Again — mind-meltingly hot, rich, cool girl who will make you breakfast plus her bro is a professional athlete so you know she’s got good genes for when you inevitably have kids. She’s also someone who’ll give you a kick up the arse when you need it, but not too much so as to be an overbearing bitch; just the perfect amount to let you fix up. Everyone needs someone to tell them when they’re being a fat, lazy, useless piece of shit now and again.

1. Mia Sara as Sloane (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)

Sloane was cool, laid back and willing to fuck up her university career just to have a shit ton of fun with our boy Ferris Bueller. Definitely the greatest uni girlfriend you could ask for — not to mention an absolute drop dead stunner.