I didn’t think that there would ever be a celebrity feud between Motley Crue drummer and Donald Trump, but I suppose I never truly imagined that Donald Trump would end up as President of the United States either. This is the world that we live in now in 2020.

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Tommy Lee took to his Facebook to post the following hilarious open letter to Trump which features some of the greatest vocabulary and anecdotes I think I’ve read this year. Just take a look at yourself and see what I mean:

Lol. What a hero. Particularly enjoy the line ‘You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs’, but there are a hell of a lot of quotable lines in there aren’t there?

Sadly though, it turns out that it wasn’t actually Tommy Lee that wrote this letter, although it certainly sounds like the kind of language that the drummer from Motley Crue might actually use himself. It turns out that it was published by a man named Aldous J Pennyfarthing in an article that featured on ‘The Daily Kos’ back in October 2017 but with some of the key information changed, namely the references to India were actually directed at China in the original piece.

It’s not clear whether Tommy Lee or mystery man Craig Alan Wilkins was responsible fort he updated version, but I like to think that Tommy Lee had something to do with it. You really could see him coming out with some of the things in it, couldn’t you? Hopefully he uploads a video of him reading it out because that really would be A+ content.

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