Obviously there are a few contenders out there for this crown – this one definitely springs to mind –  but this offering from DethKlok entitled ‘I Ejaculate Fire’ is definitely a contender.

The plot line – if you can call it that – seems to involve some Egyptian king getting a blow job off some weird looking demon posing as a hot concubine and then getting turned into a demon himself with the ability to ejaculate fire. He then goes around vanquishing some hapless Egyptians and camels, before making it to the present day where he continues to do the same thing before running into an old friend. Who the hell came up with that one eh?

I mean I suppose it was obviously inspired by the name of the song but the plot line doesn’t really have much to do with the other lyrics from what I can tell. Still, it’s a pretty epic video and would probably make a pretty good movie to be honest if it came down to it. Still, it hasn’t really got anything on the best music video of all time.

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