We’ve all been there.

That horrible moment when your parents discovered condoms or weed in your jean pocket that you forgot to throw out before putting them through the wash. I doubt either side of the conversation really wants to experience it’s inevitable from the moment you’re conceived. Awkward conversations with your parents are a ritual of growing up and everyone goes through them. If you haven’t had them yet then don’t worry, they’re on their way.

Having said that though, as cringeworthy as some of my experiences have been they’re nothing compared to the experiences of some of these Redditors who have been kind enough to share their stories. Praise the lord.

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Yeah, really glad my dad never found my dildo in my bedroom. Although maybe I’ll be getting a call about that after he reads this. Some of those made me wince just reading them though, so I guess I should count myself lucky that I don’t have stories that are a patch on those.

For more of the same, check out the creepiest things that young children have said to their parents.