This has got to be worse than all our Top 5 Dickheads You Find On The London Underground combined. There’s a time and a place to play your recorders and on the train while everyone’s trying to get to work/home is not it.

Would rather have a one on one Northern Line showdown with this psycho than have to sit through more than one stop of this:

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