3. There Were Only Two Reindeer And Two Husky Dogs And No Rides Involving Them

The Winter Wonderland had advertised itself as having a bunch of reindeers and husky dogs and a few rides involving both of them where children would get to be pulled along by them and stuff. There was also supposed to be the option to feed them too.

Of course, as you’ve probably guessed by how crappy this Winter Wonderland was in general, none of these options were available, although there were a couple of reindeer and huskies in a cage with no supervision. At some point they got out and wandered around the site without any supervision too. Again, a real show of class from the organisers and everyone involved.

However, this did allow the organiser to get creative when criticised. One comment remarked that when someone complained that their daughter had trod in dog poo, they were told that it was actually reindeer poo. A blessing in disguise then.

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