An Australian watercraft design company named Migaloo have brought out the big guns in designing what will surely be a stupidly expensive piece of kit — your own private, moveable, floating island that includes a 262-foot elevator, a beach club, a cinema and “jungle deck”.

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The ‘Kokomo Ailand’ is described as a “floating habitat based on semi-submersible platforms, customisable in size, shape and features.”

You can put those black cards away though because as for now it’s just a concept. I’m sure the video will pique the interest of a few billionaires though, so Migaloo might need to get to work on some custom jobs pretty soon.

For ridiculously expensive items you CAN buy right now, check out this list we put together. There’s a yacht made out of meteorites and T-rex bones on it FFS.