I’ve been writing on Sick Chirpse for quite some time now, but I don’t think I ever would have thought that there would be a story about a dwarf who became a male prostitute because he had an absolutely huge penis. That just doesn’t seem like something that could actually happen, does it?

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Well, say hello to King Dwarf, here to prove us all wrong. Michael was horrifically bullied at school because of his disability, but decided to become an OnlyFans model and male escort after people kept staring at his dick in the locker room.

He threw his dreams of becoming an architect away and hasn’t looked back even slighty as he’s now making absolute bank and is really happy too. Here’s what he had to say about his career change:

It’s funny because when we’re kids the world seems so easy and innocent.

Back then I was absolutely obsessed with computers and technology. I’d spend hours watching my dad on his computer and even build them with him.

But I was a quiet kid and I constantly sketched in my drawing pads and I wanted to be an architect and build those elaborate shopping centres and skyscrapers.

I started experimenting with my sexuality and eventually

Being online was life changing for me. I finally felt free, emotionally and mentally. I knew I was different and hung like a horse from the reactions I’d get in the locker rooms.

And I knew I wanted attention sexually. Right then I knew exactly what I wanted to do.

If the internet hadn’t existed, I don’t know where I would be.

I’d probably be a recluse right now, in my room masturbating to porn DVDs and being a boring muggle struggling to keep a 9-5 job.

I’d be staying in my comfort zone because why would I subject myself to more of this world when it was a very cruel place to me.

My mum knows what I feel I need her to know, because I’m an only child who was raised extremely sheltered and in a bubble, and was taught by my parents that the world is a dangerous and scary place for me.

So she knows that there’s pictures and videos of me on the internet, and she absolutely loves my boyfriend, but as far as anything more than that, she doesn’t want to know because she’d be absolutely worried sick over it.

Ending up tied up in a basement somewhere or worse, getting myself in a situation that I can’t get out of, it might just be a stupid fear, but I also do think of the worse-case scenario sometimes.

I’ve been lucky to have amazing clients but my guard is always up and I have several safety protocols I follow when I meet a client, and my inner circle of friends always know where I am and where I’m going to be when I do an outcall.

I love my boyfriend and I’m thankful for him being in my life so much and also being invovled in the sex industry.

There is no jealousy between us with what we do with other people because at the end of the day, that’s our line of work, it’s just sex.

A normal person who I jokingly call ‘muggles’ wouldn’t be able to comprehend that, and trust me, most exes of mine couldn’t. We love each other and care about each other deeply and I’m in his bed at the end of the night, so that’s all that matters.

Well, tell us everything about you Michael why don’t you? Of course you’re doing so well in your ‘professional’ life that you don’t need the money from a newspaper/website article discussing it.

Whilst that might be very cynical of me, I suppose Michael does say that he loves the attention and might want to normalise his lifestyle for anyone else seeking to get into it who may be too scared to make the leap. It does genuinely sound like the guy is fairly happy despite his unconventional choice of work, so who are we to judge him in this context? Keep on giving it some King Dwarf.

For more of the same, check out when this guy was reduced to tears after a road rage driver called him a masturbating midget. Ouch.