April 2003 – Here he is announcing a 10 Euro Fare from Berlin-Schoenefeld to London Stansted by pointing at his eyes. I’m guessing he said something along the lines of ‘yes, you can believe your eyes it really is only 10 Euros! (Of course you then have baggage fees, checking in fees, booking fees, the fee it takes to get to an airport in the middle of nowhere etc etc etc).’ Prick.

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